7 pm Baking Antique Property
That po-faced woman off Masterchef glowers at people pretending they want to move house to get on telly, and Greg Wallace shouts at Tim Gurnalot.
7.30 pm A change of job
Reverend Richard Coles has a go at just doing the job he’s paid for, namely being vicar of Finedon, instead of fannying about on every radio and tv show that will have him. “It will be a challenge”, he says, “actually taking services, ministering to the sick, doing weddings and funerals and praying for people. I’ll give it a go if I can fit it into my busy schedule”
8 pm East Enders
Lots of lovable smiley cockneys get along peacefully with each other all the time and they all live happily ever after (Is this right? – Ed)
9 pm Just a Minute
Susan Calman tries to speak for sixty seconds without uttering the words “my wife”.
Spoiler alert – she doesn’t make it
9 pm Blue Planet 23
In which Sir David Attenborough sails round the world trying to get away from Michael Palin, who stays in brothels by mistake and pretends to crash into things.
10 pm The Great Debate – Nepotism in Television
David and Jonathan Dimbleby, Sally Magnussen, Dan Snow, Sandy Toksvig, Lisa Tarbuck, Fern Britton, Simon Mayo and Victoria and Giles Coren discuss the dangers of nepotism in broadcasting. Chaired by Rebecca Wilcox.